relationship tip #2: look deeply into his eyes and whisper ‘i’m with you till the end of the line’ and th- fuck. fuckiing mother fucking shit . this was supposed to be a joke i was trying to make a joke but now im crying fucking s hIT i fucked up i fuckedu p i fUCKED 


*tips fedora at mosquito* m’laria

$250 for a meet and greet? You better get to suck their dick or something
my mom (via guy)

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The Titanic sunk 102 years ago

Just let that sink in


sorry i cant hang out with u today i have to catch up on my crying


in all my years i have never finished a pencil

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